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Below are the 8 most recent journal entries recorded in JOSEPH WILNER's LiveJournal:

Sunday, January 30th, 2005
9:58 pm
ho hum. a new school year.
HCHS without a wilner is comparable to...

a key without a lock?
peaches without cream?
bert without ernie?
crabbe without goyle?
live without journal?

(any slightly more creative/original analogies would be very much appreciated)

Current Mood: uncreative
Saturday, June 4th, 2005
11:25 am
Il est retourné.
Friday, November 19th, 2004
6:51 pm
hey the clip of the star-wars person pelvic thrusting is hot (as paris hilton would say)
Tuesday, November 9th, 2004
3:01 am
i havent seen this kid in 4 years.

but i remember getting a kick out of him in music class, and his huge 7th grade crush on molly.
Sunday, November 7th, 2004
8:34 pm
Joe is...
slightly clammy high-fives in the junior hallway,
hard liquor that tastes of dirty laundry,
smoking weed seven times a day,
fake tits and looking good with them,
the brother to a woman I'm extremely attracted to,
the spirit of New Hampshire,
a little immoral,
terribly funny,
the son of a woman I'm extremely attracted to,
quite pale,
black coffee incarnate,
our next great American writer,
a European blend,
great in bed,
a dog-fucker,
stylish and in a band,
like a well-crafted saxaphone, begging to be played,
quick with words,
a little bit anorexic.
8:04 pm
is joe more CLEVER or SEXY?

he says stuff like this:

ALYSSA: hey--whats the icy log?
JOE: Well, it's fallen timber on which a layer of frozen water has developed.

but he looks like this:

6:11 pm
The first time I addressed Joseph Wilner, I used his middle initial.
Afterwards I nearly fainted.
omg omg!!!
5:48 pm
ooooh what a hottie
two years ago, i searched through the screen names that had logged into my brother's AIM in order to retrieve the screen name of our dear joseph wilner. when i found out he blocked everyone not on his buddylist, i was distraught. it was only once i had left a post-it saying that he only owned four shirts on the screen, that he took a stand and replied on a new post it, calling me a poseur. we've been biffers ever since.
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